Why my papers are like fine wineSubmitted by drupaladmin on 15 May 2011.
Because they're mostly not cited often, indicating that they can only be appreciated by a cultivated elite. If everybody and their mother was citing me, that would mean my papers were the scientific equivalent of Two Buck Chuck.
At least, that's what I like to tell myself. And my Head of Department.
p.s. This thought opens a whole universe of new adjectives to describe my work.